Not so long ago, at a wedding, two young ladies walked into a wedding reception, carried chairs from the guest sitting area and double promoted themselves to the high table much to the horror and bewilderment of everyone present. People were whispering because it was the elephant in the room and I suspect their intent was devious, malicious, and downright savage. Maybe, they are angry exes of the groom with A LOT of unfinished business, I don’t know.
What I do know is the couple’s lack of investment in a service that checks such foolishness allowed those agents of destruction to manifest.
Anyway, I came across a perfect solution to all such forms of stupidity called AGENT X services. Be it embarrassing relatives, Hook up gone wrong, Clingy crazy exes, Obnoxious drunks, or any other forms of foolishness.
AGENT X effectively puts the X sign in their name to mean NO!
I have seen these guys work and wow! Keeping you safe from foolish situations is their religion. They are as devout as a staunch believer is to their faith and they are spread out in southern Nigeria with offices in Lagos, Uyo, and Delta States; but the scope of their service stretches to other parts of West Africa for your convenience.
After a sit down with one of their “Agents,” I deduced a couple of things about them; Chivalry, Quick flow of information, Use of discretion, functionality, adherence to protocol, and Discipline.
I was most impressed by the “AGENT” whom I sat with; his ability to explain clearly and help me understand the uniqueness of their service communicates good administrative structure and devotion only good bosses ever earn.
The agent kindly explained the secret of their excellent work:
“We are trained to look out for our client’s needs.
Yes, the client may communicate why they need our service but we must work an EXTRA mile behind the scene to anticipate their needs and strategize to eliminate any plausible situation that threatens the comfort of our clients”
The goal of Agent X is simply enough for your comfort, safety, and privacy as a client. That is why I think they are a good cure for any bouts of foolishness intending to manifest itself.
If you have any reason to be worried about an event you are organizing or you have any reason to be worried about any event you are attending, simply call on AGENT X. They make curing foolishness look easy, graceful, and stylish.
© Usiada Oma Kunu
