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Congratulations! He has finally proposed, I hope “Best thing I never had ” by Beyonce is playing on your background right now. If you know me well, I’m about to suggest a little cause and effect. This time, it’s a clap back to all those stupid guys who were too dumb to recognize the queen that you are and pop the question.
Dear Cinderella,
It’s allowed! Beyoncé did it and sang a song. Why shouldn’t you? Don’t mind them, they’ll tell you not to because they don’t know what it’s like to be you right now.
Let’s face it, if you snooze, you lose. So, jokes on them!
Now understand this; every guy despite how they pretend not to care has a dream of his wedding day and with “the one”. We all do, especially after seeing other people get married, viewing tiktok videos and watching romantic movies.
A guy who dated you and probably slept with you has at some point imagined his perfect magical wedding with you (but for whatever reason, that didn’t happen) is most likely to get upset when he sees you having your magical moment at your perfect wedding which you created. You think it’s a lie? What do you think was the motivation for “Best Thing I Never Had” by the legend herself? Ask the millions of people around the world who danced to it! The third proof amongst others is the millions of dollars Beyonce made from that song, facts don’t lie!
At this point, I would suggest three things to you and allow you decide your fate but let these facts guide you;
1, Men are very territorial even after they’ve left you. (You still control his emotions)
2, Men always want what they can’t have. (You are about to be off the market)
3, Men tend not to move on as fast as you think. (There are lingering memories of you he still clings to SECRETLY)
On these 3 basis, you can pick one of these three options.
OPTION ONE
You can simply play “Best thing I never had ” at your wedding and dance to it except that there would probably be no magic like in any of these photos and it would be obvious how fake it is by the unnecessary effort you would put in. Sadly, you’ll be doomed and looking like a crazy person because he won’t get the point even if you manage to catch his attention for a few minutes. He might even make a tiktok video singing the song and laughing at the irony to all the chaos that cameras captured at your wedding; like people sweating, generator going off, terrible food service, rain falling, either you or your to-be spouse borrowing money etc. It just won’t look good at all!
The real kicker is that you’ll be distracted and your new husband will notice. Pray to God he doesn’t figure out that the reason you are not giving him attention is because of your ex.
I certainly don’t need to tell you that your marriage will end as soon as it started; “Do I?”
OPTION TWO
You can live out your dream magical moment like some people are doing through the perfect wedding bouquet for the whole wide world to see. When you are dancing to the “Best thing I never had”, it will have the perfect wedding effect and the magic of wedding will begin to manifest naturally like in the music video. Suddenly, every smile the camera will capture will be natural, your love chemistry between you and your boo will begin to stir up desires and emotions of love in your guests and the effect will be written all over the faces of your guests for the camera to capture. That is the REAL magic of the perfect wedding, none of your exes after seeing those pictures or videos would not wish that they were the ones sharing that moment with you. The worst part is that he won’t tell anyone because they will laugh at him even more, from that point he will realize that you were indeed the Best thing that ever happened to him and he can’t have you anymore.
OPTION THREE
The option is way cheaper and free. You can make a post or a video on social media, calling their names and showing them your engagement ring. Make sure the ring is expensive if not they will laugh at you! Thinking of it again, that also means you’ll attract thieves. Just make sure you can afford security and that’s relative considering the kidnap attempt on President Buhari. Either way, you are going to look like a crazy person and get into big trouble! If care is not taken, boo will cancel the wedding sef! NOBODY wants to marry crazy!
If you chose OPTION ONE with the belief it will work for you, click here to stream the song and I wish you good luck!
If you chose OPTION TWO, Girl, sit tight; I’m going to put my money where my mouth is. To activate the magic of the perfect wedding, please click here to take this test for free:
If you chose OPTION THREE, all I can say is may the Lord be with you.
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This is your chance, your magical moment to clap back at every single guy who thought you weren’t good enough for them like they thought of CINDERELLA, after you cooked for them, you washed for them, you cleaned for them, you had terrible sex with them, you spent the little money you had on them, infact you gave all you had to give and it still wasn’t good enough. This is your moment to show those heartless, cruel, Yoruba demons you are perfect without them and you intend to have the perfect life starting from your wedding day.
PS: You need to let every guy who gave you tough time know that on this day, your wedding day, while having a magical perfect wedding moment with this amazing guy who is twice the man they ever were to you, that they your exes turned out to be the best thing you never had and it sucks to be them right now! Ask Chris brown, a good number of his songs are a proof of this article and you can add Justin Bieber’s song, “Sorry”, to mention just a few.
