OH! SO HIS SIDE CHICK CAME TO YOUR WEDDING? SHE WILL CRY HOME! (By Usiada Oma Kunu)

Are you about to tie the knot to the love of your life but there seems to be that one girl or more than one who won’t leave him alone and you are sure they’ll even come to your wedding just to ruin the happiest day of your life? If your answer is yes, then read to the end because I have a couple of tricks you can use to spoil their plans, they’ll get frustrated and leave for good.

Option One – MAKE SURE THEY DON’T ENTER THE VENUE!

Very simple, make it hard for them to show up. I hope you were not thinking of offing your wig, spoiling your fine make up and gown?! Don’t do that! It’s your perfect day you should be too busy been happy. So how about we make sure we use a guest list and the RSVP that way naturally they can’t come in because security won’t allow them in and if they make trouble they could be arrested! I hope you didn’t forget to get bouncers or ushers either paid ones or volunteers. She’ll probably call you out but you wouldn’t even know what is going and she’ll be attacked for trying to ruin a beautiful wedding.

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Option Two: PERFECT WEDDING STRATEGY

This one is a winner everytime, it’s my domain, I’m very good at it too and you get a lot of pluses for using this one;
•You get a perfect wedding.
•He falls deeply in love with you again.
•People won’t stop talking about your wedding for months.
•You become a love inspiration.
•You get to be the center of attention.
Just to mention a few!

How do you think she would feel when she walks into the reception and the energy is dripping with romance, everyone is saying good things about you guys, there are pictures of you guys loving on each other, hugging, cuddling and smiling, there is a well set table (round or square) complete with flowers, cutlery, napkins, scented candles, chocolates, slow sensual music that invokes the feeling of teenage romance and then the lights are dim enough to reflect the mood? I can tell you how she would feel, PAINED!
Why, you ask? Because you are living her dream and it hurts like hell that everything about your wedding is so perfect! It would make her happier when everything bad is happening at your wedding, I mean she is wishing it! You know what would hurt most? Watching your Cinderella dancing moment with the man of your dreams.

What am I even saying, I know for a fact that everyone in that room will wish they were you at that moment and she would wish even more that she would be going home as lucky as you are, dancing like a fairytale Princess.

I feel like I’m good with option two THE PERFECT WEDDING STRATEGY but I promised a couple so I’ll add one more.

Option three : HUMILIATE HER!

This is pretty easy, if you did your home work and you made your guest list. You would effortlessly pull this off! When you are designing your seating chart, make sure you allocate her seat to that table filled with religious sharp-tongued judgy old women and you get to select the ones that are good at it because you can see everyone coming to your wedding on your guest list. Better still, if they are more than one put them on the same table with a Gossip I am sure one will wait for the other outside to snatch her wig. Either way it’s not looking very good for her!

Now, if you chose THE PERFECT WEDDING STRATEGY you are in luck. Let’s just say I have the ammunition to help you pull it off

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There you have it, that is how you make that side chick so upset that she came for your wedding. The best part is that the mental picture of you and your Prince charming slow dancing and everyone Awwwing would hunt her for a loooooooooong time, she might even block him.

PS: As a plus, besides making that side chick regret, you get to make Prince charming so hungry to take you home.
Just think about it, he scoops you up in his arms and carries you into the car………..

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I'm Dav-Oz, and  I'm the Chief Editor of The Dav-Oz Blog, a graphic designer and upcoming fashion designer.

I'm just your regular young Nigerian lad with dreams and hope for a better future.

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